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Sep. 26th, 2017 01:47 pm
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Sexting

Sep. 26th, 2017 02:10 am
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the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

{Vacation}

Sep. 26th, 2017 03:06 am
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The Siberian Taiga forests appeal the most. {"These rarely explored woodlands are as dense as an Amazonian jungle with more than 62,000 sq miles completely uninhabited. With endless miles of birch, pine and unpolluted waters, these forests are known today as Earth’s last great wilderness."

Thranduil sighs.}
I wonder if I will be allowed to range so far from those cursed Ports? The only way my situation could worsen is if I am imprisoned for some imagined slight!

{But he craves fresh air...and a place that lacks Men in general. They are a nice race, really, but there are far too many of them in the cities.}

[on various past games]

Sep. 26th, 2017 07:58 am
shootaro: (sometimes I watch you from this place)
[personal profile] shootaro posting in [community profile] dear_player
At least tomorrow'll be my first birthday not spent in one of these games you kept throwing me into. Seriously?

They were all the worst, except maybe the one where I got gifts and Cilan baked me a cake, but because I thought I could make it up to the monsters and get through to them without resorting to violence, but since my name doesn't start with an A and end in an H, I wound up hospitalized, so it still stinks.

The second one wasn't too bad. There were balloons. And clowns. Completely juvenile, but harmless. I was still stuck in a crate for a stupidly long time. Not exactly fun.

... you're not gonna try and ruin this one somehow even though I haven't been in a game in like half a year, right? You have got to have better things to do.
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N-now I understand why you're angry and worried, but working yourself over isn't going to help anyone least of all you.

M-maybe you should take a break from the...internet was it? I'm sorry I don't really understand what exactly that is, but it's clearly not helping your mood.

Me and the other friends will be fine, I promise.

Enchanted Feels...

Sep. 25th, 2017 08:37 pm
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But everything worked out so well! Why must I go? I am a step-mother now - though not an evil one - and I have my prince even if he doesn't wear a crown!

I am happy, Mun. Do not alter my ever-aftering! (She dances just out of reach, skirt flouncing delicately in her wake.) Oh? What do you mean I can meet new friends?

I suppose that is never a bad thing - as long as I could return to -

Really? (Now it's time for a small squeak of joy.) I should love to meet fellow princesses! And animals too? That could be fun!

On plotting at theWake

Sep. 25th, 2017 09:39 pm
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Seriously?

Okay, so, I don't mind being taller for a week---but, no one else is gonna be changed? Just me?

...do you think people will still recognize me?

I guess we don't even know if it'll be approved. I'm really okay with it either way, y'know.
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A Meme of FIRSTS!


You're in right smack in the middle of exciting times, perhaps even the peak of your life so far, and you're not alone. For you and your companion, it's all about firsts: first crush, first love, first fight, first confession, first kiss, first time, first adventure to certain death together - you know, as you do. There is a first time for everything, after all, and they say you never forget your first.

So...first?

WHAT DO?
  • It's what it says on the tin.
  • Your character can be at the right place and time for all these firsts, you can age them down, they're starting late, they never had the chance, it's an AU I DON'T EVEN CARE just play.
  • Set up your top comment with your preferences, limits, info, and all that.
  • Reply to other people.
  • Prompts are amalgamations of many, many different memes.


The shippy prompts )
The smutty prompts )
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Yeah, yeah. I get it. It's been ages since anything new came out about this.

Me? I'm not looking forward to it.

Yes, mun. Some of us would prefer to not be reminded. If anything I'm hoping this means you get off my back.

Shag, Marry, Cliff

Sep. 25th, 2017 02:58 pm
[personal profile] legit posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
Shag, Marry, Cliff
The Meme


Shag, Marry, Cliff (known alternatively as: Fuck, Marry, Kill, among other names) is a sort of party or road-trip game. One person gives three names, and the next person says which of the three they'd screw (or shag or fuck, whatever), marry, and throw off a cliff (or punch or kill, whatever). It can continue on or the "players" can sit and discuss their terrible life choices.

How to play
1) Comment with your character.
2) Reply (ICly) to others with three names to choose from.
3) Say who you would shag, who you would marry and who you would kill/cliff.
4) Enjoy the resulting interaction!

(x)

on reserving at hadriel

Sep. 25th, 2017 05:18 pm
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I don't know what is so surprising about it.

[Don't you?]

No. Pas du tout. Who cares if it is 2017, mm? Why can I not be a classic? Or all of us, for that matter. Or, oui, nostalgia if you wish to call it that.

Either way! Who cares why? It's exciting to get out, stretch my legs. C'est trop ennuyeux d'être toujours tout seul at silencieux.

...yes. Silent. Stop laughing.

...

Maintenant.

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Sep. 25th, 2017 12:02 pm
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[Slips behind you in an alley.]

[Book storyline.]

Sep. 25th, 2017 08:40 am
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You are pleased to jest with my name. Very well. If I am to continue to be a source of entertainment, esteemed patron, then do me the courtesy of hearing my council.

Wizards. Lie.

[Sharing headspace with a wizard: the horror]

Also I mislike the others here. I would not trust their intentions, were I you. I do not say they talk behind your back. No, but they would not, would they? Not if they were wise and crafty. Consider how Saruman met his end.

You do not listen. Is it because I was wrong? The Age of Men was not at an end, after all. It had only begun. I may be a ghost to you. But consider this: a ghost may whisper. Perhaps you will be more receptive to my council while you sleep.

Voice tesring

Sep. 25th, 2017 09:52 am
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Dear mundude, how can I put this?

Hmmmmmm.

No.

Nope, no, nuh uh, I have no interest in continuing this little experiment of yours. Taako's good out of here. No interest in your angst or drama dreams. Taako is no Tom Bodett, he has plenty of people to keep him existing away from your drama tendencies.

So buh bye, I'll just be going.

...

[SIGH]

Of course that won't work. I'm Taako. Who wouldn't want me? I guess not all fans can be winners.

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Sep. 25th, 2017 09:36 am
[personal profile] ringtossed posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
[ Smutty Scenarios Meme @ TLH ]

Wash that man right out of my hair

Sep. 25th, 2017 09:00 am
[personal profile] moosejuice posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
the intimate bathing meme;


Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful.

But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner.

Like you're doing now.

Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached...

HOW TO PLAY:
  • Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
  • If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
  • Reply to others!

B O D Y G U A R D

Sep. 25th, 2017 08:42 am
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the bodyguard shipping meme

Read more... )

leveling alts spawned a voice test

Sep. 24th, 2017 09:42 pm
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You wish for me to see other worlds different than my own. To leave Azeroth for your entertainment. 

[ Her tone is calm and even, a slight tilt of her head to express her curiosity in the idea. ]

I will wait to see what path you choose to go down. I only hope that it is not one of chaos and strife.
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[The mindspace finds Launchpad writing on a small notepad, dictating his words out loud as he scribbles the note... even though the one he's writing TO is right there... sorta kinda.]

"Dear Mrs. Mun, I sincerely apologize for--" oh, whoops! [He laughs a bit as he crosses out "apologize for"; too used to sticking insurance notes on cars, this one.] "I sincerely THANK you for choosing me to be your next muse!"

[Launchpad?]

"The explanation you gave was kinda weird, but not TOO bad. Actually, it reminds me a lot of this one time Mr. McD..."

[Launchpad... The mun's efforts to get his attention are just as useless as Launchpad weaves the yarn into the paper.]

"And we jerry-rigged a way home just in time for the annual clam bake! Those giant clam monsters couldn't get out of our world fast enough!"

[LAUNCHPAD!]

Oh hey, Mrs. M! Great timing, I was just gonna write you a note! Here, lemme read it for ya!
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